Episode: 1.05
Air date:
May 2, 2003
Cast Members:
Desi Stark, Doug, and JD
We opened the Episode with a "Previously, on Buffy," where we highlighted elements from the earlier Episodes:
Teaser
Interior shot of a middle-class kitchen. A working mother is preparing breakfast while her husband frenetically moves through the room.
Husband: Honey, have you seen my keys?
Wife: (as she walks over to a stack of mail on the kitchen counter) Brendan! Time to get up for school! (She plucks a set of keys from among the envelopes and hands them to the Husband.)
Husband: Thanks. Anything going on tonight?
Wife: We’re playing cards with the Ramirezes. Remember to tell Brendan not to stuff his face with candy. Just because they give Marco that stuff…
Husband: I’ll remind him. It’s hard when his best friend can do something he’s not allowed to do. (kisses her, grabs a slice of toast and heads for the door.) Gotta run.
The husband exits. The Wife removes a steaming bowl of oatmeal from the microwave as she shouts—
Wife: Brendan! Get up! You’re going to be late!
There’s a muffled reply from off-camera.
Cut to the interior of what is obviously a child’s bedroom. The camera is looking at the bedroom door. The door opens and the wife is standing there. She’s very unhappy.
Wife: Brendan!
The Wife looks at a point below the camera. Her eyes grow large as we hear another muffled response from within the room but off-camera. A hand enters the frame from below. At least, it looks like what used to be a hand, probably of a very young child. But now it’s a misshapen and asymmetrical mound of flesh, covered with tumors and extra skin. It’s reaching toward the Wife as if pleading. The off-camera muffled sound becomes a whimper.
The Wife puts her hand to her mouth.
Cut to exterior shot of the house. There’s a voice-over of the Wife’s scream.
Cut to black. Roll theme song and title sequence.
The Rest of the Episode (in outline form)
Act 1: Elsewhere that Day
Ernesto: I can't believe what I've heard! What a bunch of idiots you are! (to the goons) You stood there while Slasher was beaten to death! You let a brother Lobo die and then ran from his killer! (to Squid Face) You left Slasher's body behind! (to Lucas) And then you let the prisoner get away! You're all a disgrace to the Lobos.
They all look down.
Squid Face: At least we can still use the site. It wasn't…(glances at the thugs) …you know. Messed up.
Ernesto: I guess that depends on your definition of "messed up." We won't be able to use it, at least not anytime soon. A murder was committed there. It's a crime scene! Even after the cops are done with it, the owner's insurance company will at a minimum make them step up security. It may be months before we can get back there, if ever. (beat) You've all really screwed up. Do any of you have ideas for salvaging the situation?
Lucas (Youth #4): (After a moment, he brightens slightly) I still have his wallet. (pause) We can find his house and take him out.
Ernesto: (taking the wallet) It doesn't work that way, Lucas. (looks through the wallet. Sees a picture.) This guy again! I'll take care of this. We can't let him get away with killing Slasher.
The thugs look at each other, confused.
Ernesto: What? You didn't expect me to give you the job of settling the score for Slasher's death, did you? After you let this guy kill him?
Thug #1: Ernesto, who are you talkin' about? Slasher wasn't killed by no guy. A girl broke his neck.
Ernesto: (beat) What?
Thug #2: Word! She fought like a demon!
Lucas and Diego both look at Ernesto. He says nothing, but gives them a warning glance.
Ernesto: Have you ever seen the woman before?
Thug #1: Not a woman. A girl. Maybe 16, 17? She was all Jackie Chan, flyin' and kickin' like she was possessed!
After a moment, it hits Squid Face. His knees buckle and he sits down hard.
Squid Face: Oh, no….!
Ernesto: Shut up.
Squid Face: I heard she was in California! Maybe she--
Ernesto: Shut up!
Lucas: The Home Depot! She must have been the chick in the Home Depot!
Diego moans quietly while the thugs express agreement.
Ernesto: SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! (beat, then to Lucas) You told me you were attacked by a dozen Carmines in the Home Depot.
Lucas: I… there was a lot going on! You try doing math when you're fighting for your life.
Ernesto: That does it! This has to end. We have to find her.
Fly Lady: I may be able to help with that. No guarantees.
Ernesto: It's worth a try. (looking down at Doug's wallet) That'll give us another way. We'll work out the details later. Upstairs, everyone. Go.
All but Ernesto go upstairs. When he's alone, Ernesto takes out his cell phone and makes a call.
Male Voice: Yes?
Ernesto: We do have a problem. And this
time, I do mean "we."
Act 2: Moving Right Along
Act 3: The Next Day