Desi: I put your name down as a reference for a job I applied for; I don't know if they called you. Aegis Security?
Michael: Yes, actually, I did get a call from them. I was going to ask you what that was about. They had some rather unusual questions.
Desi: Well, they're a security company.
Michael: OK, that would explain why I was asked if I thought you'd rob a bank.
Desi: I hope you said no.
Michael: I did say no.
Desi: Because I wouldn't do that.
Michael: I did say no. I spoke very highly of you.
Desi: I just thought it'd be better than Burger King.
Michael: Robbing banks?
Desi: Security.
Michael: Yes, it does pay better than Burger King. No less monotonous under certain circumstances, but it does pay better.
Desi: Do you think I'd be a good security guard?
Michael: I think you'd be an excellent security guard.
Desi: Good. I'm going to be the best security guard I can.
Michael: Do you have any idea --
Desi: (her voice rising) I'm going to be the best security guard they've ever had!
Michael: (looking over at the punching bag as the side with the bowtie slowly rotates past) OK.

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