JD: If we go up against them, they could kill us.
Doug: Not if they're... tied up in a sack.
JD: They're policemen, Doug! They'll throw you in jail! They call that, um, resisting, and stuff.
Doug: No, that would be more like assault.
JD: Oh yeah, that's the one.
Doug:
Remember, nothing's illegal unless you get caught.
JD: I can't tell you how many people have told me that.
Doug: There you go.
JD: Most of them are in jail.

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