Kevin knocks at the cubicle wall, startling Desi.
Kevin: Hi! You're in the FNG cubicle. I
should have guessed.
Desi: FNG cubicle? What's that mean?
Kevin: It stands for... (pause, suddenly
awkward and blushing) "new guy." (beat) Is that Section 16
you're reading? Is that why the startle?
Kevin: Yeah.
Kevin: The worst part is when you get all
the way to the bottom of the page and you realize that you don't remember
anything you've read. You have to go back and read it again.
Kevin: (concerned) Who told you about
that?
Kevin leans over and moves aside the blotter on the desk. Underneath it is a large collection of hash marks scribbled onto the surface of the desk in a variety of handwriting styles.
Kevin: It's well known.