Evan: (indicating the huge bug)
I need your help with this... this... !
Doug: The big tick, yeah.
Evan: It's not a tick. It's Diptera.
At least, it seems to be. This thing (indicating the leech) was not far
from pupating. Its brethren are going to be feeding like mad right now. Once it
pupates, next spring there'll be who knows how many of these things. This could
be like a national emergency! (beat) Besides, I need to figure out if we
should name it after you or after me. Did you see any more?
Doug: Do you watch the news?
Evan: Yeah?
Doug: Did you hear about the kids who got
killed in the little camp-out in the backyard?
Evan: You think there's a connection?
Doug: I know there's a connection.
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