Abe: "Doug!" (Abe always makes air quotes when he says Doug's name, as if he believes it's an alias.) How are you?
Doug: I've been better.

Doug holds up his open hand, to show that he's lost a finger.

Abe: Four of what?
Doug: There's only four left.
Abe: Oh. (looks around) Where did you last see it?
Doug: It was being carried off by a rather unfriendly creature.
Abe: Oh. OK. So it wasn't here that you lost it.
Doug: I wouldn't be surprised if it turned up here, but no.

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